If You Can’t Say Anything Nice About…Robin McNamara (ie, Is This Bad Enough...
In the past I’ve been accused of not picking out stuff that’s bad enough for us to play nice. I admit, I’m not half the turdhunter as hrrundivbakshi, but lacking his leadership I will once more attempt...
View ArticleYour Rockin’ High School Hairdo
Watching this video over breakfast today made me nostalgic for my rockin’ high school hairdo. Maybe some of you reading this are still in high school or still rocking your high school ‘do. Some might...
View ArticleOnce and For All: What’s the Greatest White Afro in Rock?
You know you’ve been waiting for this one! The People have asked for a decision on this, and we will work together to supply the answer—once and for all! What’s the greatest white Afro in rock? It can...
View ArticleRock Crime: The Cover Art for Duran Duran’s Rio Album
If you’ve been following Rock Town Hall for even a couple of weeks you probably have an inkling of my severe distaste for the mainstream culture of the 1980s. If you didn’t live through that era and...
View ArticleSteve Winwood’s Muttonchops: Most Surprising Late-Career Look Addition?
I believe I noted, a month or two ago, in my thoughts on a PBS documentary on Jimi Hendrix, that I was floored by modern-day Steve Winwood’s muttonchops, which appeared alongside his few seconds of...
View ArticleDennis Leary as Dennis Wilson in Love & Mercy
There was much to take in during a recent screening of the Brian Wilson biopic Love & Mercy, which Townsman E. Pluribus Gergely and I took in over the weekend. My overall critique appeared...
View ArticleOnce and for All: Bad Beatle Looks
The mullet. The worst haircut of all time. What excuse can be made for sporting this atrocity? And on a Beatle, no less! I ask you: Is this the worst look ever sported by any Beatle, at any point in...
View ArticleOnce and For All: What’s the Greatest White Afro in Rock?
You know you’ve been waiting for this one! The People have asked for a decision on this, and we will work together to supply the answer—once and for all! What’s the greatest white Afro in rock? It can...
View ArticleRock Crime: The Cover Art for Duran Duran’s Rio Album
If you’ve been following Rock Town Hall for even a couple of weeks you probably have an inkling of my severe distaste for the mainstream culture of the 1980s. If you didn’t live through that era and...
View ArticleSteve Winwood’s Muttonchops: Most Surprising Late-Career Look Addition?
I believe I noted, a month or two ago, in my thoughts on a PBS documentary on Jimi Hendrix, that I was floored by modern-day Steve Winwood’s muttonchops, which appeared alongside his few seconds of...
View ArticleDennis Leary as Dennis Wilson in Love & Mercy
There was much to take in during a recent screening of the Brian Wilson biopic Love & Mercy, which Townsman E. Pluribus Gergely and I took in over the weekend. My overall critique appeared...
View ArticleOnce and for All: Bad Beatle Looks
The mullet. The worst haircut of all time. What excuse can be made for sporting this atrocity? And on a Beatle, no less! I ask you: Is this the worst look ever sported by any Beatle, at any point in...
View ArticleLet It Be 50!
On Facebook this morning I completed one of those 10 Most Influential Albums challenges. If you’re not on Facebook and/or not one of my Facebook friends, I won’t bore you with my 10 selections and...
View ArticleRock’s Unfulfilled Fashion Ideas: Bobby Elliot and the Baldness Covering Hat
This is a difficult topic for me to write about, because for all my god-given deficiencies for rock ‘n roll stardom, from having a “big-boned” build only suitable for being a member of The Guess Who to...
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